Overview

When you’re looking for your one true love, the last thing you want to do is lie about who you are. But that’s what I did. I told what I like to call the Big Lie. Why? Because I wanted guys at The Breakers to think I was suave and sophisticated, as it is my experience that nobody likes a virgin.

So I told the Big Lie until it grew even bigger than I had ever imagined. I had motorcycle gang members coming up to me, jokingly asking me for all kinds of graphic details about how I liked it, none of which I would normally share with strangers. I mean, would you? No, you would not, especially if they started calling you Butt Boy, which was what they were calling me.

There was no way out of the nightmare I had created for myself. That is, until my knight in shining armor came along.