Overview

How can two people as mismatched as an Ice Queen with a Gucci purse and a bodyguard wearing combat boots find true love?

Victoria:

You know me, Victoria, your favorite world-renowned supermodel, here to dazzle, charm, and generally make your lives more fabulous. But guess what's not fabulous? Death threats. Ugh, as if I don't have enough to deal with, like deciding between the Louboutins or the Jimmy Choos for the Met Gala. So what's a girl to do? Enter Alexis, my knight in shining armor. Well, more like 'knight in glaring Ray-Bans and tactical boots,' but let's not quibble over details.

You might wonder, how could someone as celestial as me end up dating a human iceberg? It started with misadventures in high-end restaurants. We progressed from awkward red carpets to even more awkward private jet trips. Like hello, does this woman not understand the concept of personal space? But then, something strange happened. I realized that beneath the bulletproof vest beats a heart, possibly of gold. Could this real-life Lara Croft be the one to melt my ice-queen heart?

Alexis:

I'm Alexis. Yes, that Alexis, the one who has the life-altering job of babysitting our national treasure, Victoria. You probably think bodyguarding is all car chases, tuxedos, and secret handshakes, right? Nope. Try following a supermodel through a maze of a shopping mall while she tries to lose you in the perfume section. That's some advanced-level hide-and-seek right there.

Now, picture this. You're trying to protect the most famous face on the planet, and suddenly you're her date. Yep, that's right. From blocking bullets to blocking paparazzi—what can't I do? Our first date was more disastrous than eating spaghetti on a white sofa. And you'd think flying in a private jet would be glamorous, but not with someone who considers opening up to mean talking about her favorite brand of glitter nail polish.

But here's where it gets complicated: underneath all the glitz and the glam, there's a real human being in there. A vulnerable, fascinating, maddeningly complex human being. And before I knew it, guarding her life became less about duty and all about...love? God, did I just say love? I did, didn't I?