Downloading So These Rude Grumpy Arrogant Jerks Fall in Love and It’s Gross
Meet Graham. He used to kill people for a living. Now he works in a theme park wearing a fuzzy blue costume and introducing himself as Buttons the Bear. Graham’s a jerk.
Meet Simon. He likes to hang around theme parks and amuse himself by annoying big scary men dressed as bears. Simon’s a jerk too.
Two jerks, several milkshakes, too many dirty words to count. Will our heroes overcome their flaws and grow into stronger, healthier people? (Alas, probably not.) Will they refrain from murdering one another in the presence of small children? (Doubt it.) Should they be left alone and unsupervised in a petting zoo? (Good lord, no.)
Meet Simon. He likes to hang around theme parks and amuse himself by annoying big scary men dressed as bears. Simon’s a jerk too.
Two jerks, several milkshakes, too many dirty words to count. Will our heroes overcome their flaws and grow into stronger, healthier people? (Alas, probably not.) Will they refrain from murdering one another in the presence of small children? (Doubt it.) Should they be left alone and unsupervised in a petting zoo? (Good lord, no.)