Overview

“How about we just negotiate hazard pay here and now?”

Ross isn’t one for seizing the day, he prefers poking at it with a stick. So, with the gas station in ashes, he makes the only logical choice: agree to an interview with Glenn to be his PA.

The welcome party that starts before he’s even accepted the job is a little worrying, but rather sweet. Getting to meet all the supernats in the clan? Enlightening and fun. Taking care of those drunk supernats who like to throw glassware, attempt swimming in the pool, and play drinking games with dwarven mead? Hazard pay just became a thing.

Tags:
Ross gets a new job; welcome party; silly; ridiculous; and then it got out of hand; common sense has made a run for it; boyfriend shirt; at least Ross wishes it was boyfriend shirt; Ross isn’t clear if he’s a PA, bartender, or babysitter; supernats are adorable drunk; until they aren’t; alllll the drunk supernats; slooooow burn; but the heat is on; hazard pay just became a thing; Ross needs a hug; Glenn wants to provide it; dwarven mead is not for the weak.