Overview

Please read the disclaimers below before you read this story. First: This isn’t a real story. It has no plot. It has no point. It’s a completely juvenile tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor. At no point should it be taken seriously. Second: This doesn’t really take place in the Coda world. Maybe it happens in some goofy alternate universe. Maybe it’s just a really strange dream that Jared has one night after eating cold pizza and pickles before bed. Again, at no point should it be taken seriously. Third: If you haven’t ever watched Scooby-Doo, you probably won’t really find it funny. Even if you have watched Scooby-Doo, you might not find it funny. Fourth: Please, whatever you do, don’t waste your time being offended.