What might a kelpie and his oathsworn bond get up to at the river? A short, sweet, and spicy stor

𝗙𝗮𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹. 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗯𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗼-𝘄𝗼𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘄𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗼'𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁

Dead boyfriends don't make booty calls. So why is the man Tom mourned for 20 years pouting for a kis