Overview

OFFICER SHERWOOD: It may say “to protect and serve” on the side of my police cruiser, but I’ve got no illusions. I wear the uniform because I get off on being the man in charge, and just because the kid I pull over while stuck on this bullshit duty out in the middle of the goddamn Arizona desert doesn’t look dangerous, that doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on him. In fact, with no one around, I’m pretty sure I can go as hard as I want. I’m too much of a hard-ass--and too fucking straight--to be swayed when he blinks those sweet baby blues up at me. And no, my cock doesn’t get a say in the matter, thank you very much. It has no business noticing the kid’s pretty pink mouth in the first place, and it for damn sure shouldn’t be getting this excited about his total failure to resist arrest. CHARLIE: Getting stopped by a super hot cop in the middle of the desert after stealing my stupid, lying, cheating, tiny-dicked asshole of an ex-boyfriend’s car is definitely the highlight of my day. And no, I’m not being sarcastic, because holy fuckballs of golden gay boy glory, asshole ex-boyfriend who? Officer McHot-n-Angry looks like he stepped directly out of my personal spank bank, and if real life were like a porn shoot, he’d cuff me, strip-search me, and make me forget all about my ex…. and then, of course, we’d live happily ever after. I mean, a boy can dream, right?