Overview

Pop quiz, which is worse: A) Having to hide your d*ck’s taboo twinterest in the one person you’re never supposed to want, or B) getting interrupted by your brother’s girlfriend right before he finally gets you off? That’s right, b*tches, it’s a trick question. The correct answer is obviously C) tuck your d*ck away, wipe his c*m off your face, and then go s*ck it up and make nice with her to try and keep him from blowing up his relationship like one of those epic crash scenes from the the Fast & Furious franchise. Turns out, though, River has a different plan… TESTING THE WATERS is a long fall down a well-lubed twincest rabbit hole. River and Rain may think they’re just going to dip their toes in the d*ckalicious pool of gay exploration to test the waters, but honey, trust me: that thing is a whirlpool. It’s going to suck them in, spin them around like a Dead or Alive remix, then spit them out nine episodes later into a c*m-drenched happily-ever-after of the totally taboo variety that will rock their whole damn world.