Overview

What do you do when your best mate is also your business partner and your favorite bedtime buddy?

Take him on the ultimate Australian adventure, of course!

Ten days of sun, surf, and rolling around in the sheets until we can't walk straight... When the guy who always has my back is also a convenient booty call, it’s normal to want to spoil him a little, right?

At least, that was the plan.

What I get instead is well-intentioned cockblocking (cheers, Mum), unsettling Armin trivia, and watching him charm the pants off girls who aren’t me.

Not that I care.

We're just two straight dudes who occasionally enjoy a bit of horizontal mambo. It's not like he's mine to lose sleep over.

And I wouldn't be losing sleep, if we could just get some damn alone time to cash in on this friends-with-benefits deal. Uphold our gentlemen's agreement. Clear up this cloud of lust over my head.

Everyone knows blue balls are the enemy of logical thought and sensible decisions.

So why is Armin so calm, collected, and couldn’t-care-less?

I'm not jealous. I'm just... curious.