Overview

What happens when an immortal villain falls for what he despises most—a human?

It's all Lake's fault that I'm stuck here on this stupid planet called Earth. I should be out there, wreaking havoc by lopping heads, destroying worlds, and making grown men piss themselves in fear. You know, the fun, villain-y stuff.

Instead, I find myself obsessing over the coffee at a local café. I can't get it out of my head—the flavor, the aroma, the golden-haired barista... There's just one problem—Keno, the barista who owns the place, absolutely hates everything about me. For some reason, knowing that makes me physically sick, which should be impossible for an immortal like myself.

And now, I might have to save Earth from a force that threatens to end all of humanity. Not that I care, but I suppose I'll do it if it means protecting the barista—I mean, the coffee that I love.

This whole saving-the-world thing feels weird.