Overview

Normal, boring, life is underrated. Someone save me from the fairy godmother who tries to make my life better.

It was good before I met her. Well, not good, but ok. Alright, it was a trip to poop town, but I had a sense of normalcy. Now, not only did she uproot my life, but she’s barely able to give me my happily ever after with the woman of my dreams, the gorgeous Dew.

Anyone want to trade lives? I'm offering.